The $100 TATTOO




 
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Boots
 
August 5th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: The $100 TATTOO


Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

... Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
August 5th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
I hope the names, Larry and Linda just popped into your head.
August 5th, 2006  
fingolfin361
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
I hope the names, Larry and Linda just popped into your head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! yea, for Larry's sake!
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Boots
August 5th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
OOOO! that's different!
August 5th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha. Nice.
August 6th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
LOL Very nice!!!!
August 6th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol nice
August 6th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
nice lol
August 6th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
HAHAHAHAHA....funny but strange.
August 29th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
*still giggling*
 


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