10 reasons you know you've been in Afghanistan too long

Topgunjn1

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* You know you've been overseas too long when you can tell somebody what time it is in Zulu, local, and back home without thinking twice about it.

* You go to the Haji mart and you know the dealer names by heart.

* You get excited when Stars and Stripes mentions your home state.

* When the women you would never sleep with back home start to look good.

* When you drink an entire bottle of Robitusim to get a buzz.

* When you realize that somethings smells like it died and its your uniform.

* When you give up thinking maybe there will be hot water next time.

* When you miss the food your High School cafeteria served.

* When you think spending more thank $2 on a DVD is outrageous.

* When you know more about the country your in than your own.
 
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