Maxine on.....gas

jillyz12

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*This would have been better with the picture of Maxine, but it didn't come through.*


I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
 
the lesson here is to alway be aware of your surroundings, and every once in a while turn off the ipod:wink:
 
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