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April 4th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; THE ZIPPERA man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He Zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags
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April 4th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | good one tomtom
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April 4th, 2007
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| Spam King | I believe that has been in here before?
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| Chief Engineer |  Quote:
Checked using Search in both this forum and Military jokes forum using words "zipper" and "barracks door" | |
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April 4th, 2007
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| Spam King | I swear I saw that one... must have been a long time ago and its been deleted. |
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April 4th, 2007
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | That's what you call putting someone in his place. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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April 4th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Haha...  
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April 5th, 2007
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Good one!
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April 6th, 2007
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| Banned  | funny |
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April 7th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | HAHA....nice one.
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