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| | YOUR PARROT IS DEAD SENOR: info'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead' 'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?' 'Si, Senor, that's the one.' 'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?' 'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.' 'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?' 'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.' 'Dead horse? What dead horse?' 'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.' 'My prize thoroughbred is dead?' 'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.' 'Are you insane ?? What water cart?' 'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.' 'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??' 'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.' 'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?? !!' 'Yes, Senor Rod..' 'But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?' 'For the funeral, Senor Rod.' 'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!' 'Your wife's, Senor Rod', she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new TailorMade Super Quad 460 golf club.' SILENCE . . . . . . .. . .LONG SILENCE . . . . . . . 'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh!t!!' "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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Hahahahahahahaa (sorry Sevens, joke was funny).
![]() ![]() Anger itself does more harm than the condition which aroused anger. - Samurai maxim |
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I LIKE it!! No,.. I LOVE it. Good one.
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Poor driver.......
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Jeez... LOL
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oh, boy. hahaha
I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur |
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Hahahahahaha
"Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles. ![]() |
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Very nice
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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hahahahaha
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