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August 28th, 2004
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| Optio  | Post; Your Family Might Be Too HOOAH If.......You Family might be too Hooah if... *Your newborn must attend the new comer's orientation briefing within the first 30 days of life. *You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed tactically *Your children clear housing before they go to college *You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags in your floorboard as a part of a tune-up *Your station wagon is equipped with blackout lights *Your kids call their mother "Household 6" *Your kids volunteer to pull air guard on the school bus *Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password *Your house has sector sketches posted by every window *You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner *Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations *You make you daughter sign out on a pass on prom night *Your wife "takes a knee" in the check out line at the Food Lion *Your wife calls foreplay "prettying the objective." *You do your "back to school" shopping at the U.S.Cavaly store *Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slickly Boy" *Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle" *Your kids salute their grandparents *Your kids get a LES for their allowance *Your kids call their sandbox "NTC" *You use call signs and proper RTO procedure when using the phone *Your kids pull fire guard *Your wifes "high-n-tight" is more squared away then your commander's *Your pick-up has your name stenciled on the windshield *Your kids are hand-receipt holders *Your wife left you and you held a "Change of Command" ceremony *You call your in-laws "Slice Elements" |
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July 15th, 2006
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| Centurion | nice family |
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July 15th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator   | Happy my family isn't like that...
__________________ 'Truth. Duty. Valour. Blow out you bugles over the rich dead There's none of these so lonely and poor of old But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold' Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston |
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July 15th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | That's what I call over the top Gung Ho!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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July 16th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Holy cow!!! And I thought I grew up in a strict family...LOL That's great!! 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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July 17th, 2006
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| Canuckus Maximus  | that there is one highly motivated family
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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July 17th, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | "*Your kids show their meal cards at the Kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on seperate rations"--I wish.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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July 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Sent this list to my ex cuz I got such a kick out of it...Imagine my surprise when he called to tell me that he held a "change of command" ceremony when we split up.  |
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February 23rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | sounds like my household
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