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December 8th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; the young priestThe elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive through confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "I know, son," replied the elderly priest, "but that flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go To Hell' can't stay on the church roof. 
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December 8th, 2005
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| Banned  | hehehehehe! |
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December 8th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | 
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October 28th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hehehehehe
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October 28th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha. Nice.
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October 28th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Hahaha...nice one
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October 29th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Love it!!!!!!!!!
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