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View Poll Results :do you like/use yo momma jokes?
yes 5 35.71%
no 9 64.29%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

 
May 12th, 2005   Post 1
rotc boy
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Post; yo momma jokes


anyone else hate them?
they used to be okay, but once it turned into
"wow, you're an ahole"
"thats not what yo momma said last night"
i realized just how annoying they are and usually meant to be funny but they really arent...
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May 13th, 2005   Post 2
Kilgore
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some are funny but i don't use them anymore. All of the ones i know of are old anyway.

Yo momma so fat, when she walked onto the scale, it said "One at a time please"

Yo momma poor, when i saw her kicking a can across the road, i asked her what are you doing? She said "Moving".
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May 13th, 2005   Post 3
rotc boy
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please dont post the jokes cuz i dont want it to get locked...
 
May 13th, 2005   Post 4
Redleg
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
please dont post the jokes cuz i dont want it to get locked...
"thats not what yo momma said last night"

 
May 13th, 2005   Post 5
behemoth79
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i hate the yo momma jokes. anytime im in an argument with someone and they pull one, i assume victory and walk away.
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May 16th, 2005   Post 6
gladius
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Quote:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
please dont post the jokes cuz i dont want it to get locked...
"thats not what yo momma said last night"

rolf
 
May 16th, 2005   Post 7
LIBERTY
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Quote:
"thats not what yo momma said last night"
lol


But anyway I like some but some arent so good.
 
May 17th, 2005   Post 8
Bootboy82
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May 17th, 2005   Post 9
Molly Pitcher
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Only men would turn such a wonderful thing as motherhood into an insult and a swear word.

The other 52% of the world thinks it's stupid. :P
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