Topic: Yet Another Texan Joke

Missileer · March 24th, 2005

Three aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on
Emotional Extremes.

Just to establish some parameters, the professor asked the student
from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," answered the
student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked the student from
Oklahoma. "Elation," she said.

"And you sir," he said to the student from Texas, "the opposite of
woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

behemoth79 · March 25th, 2005

not a knee slapper. just brings a smile to your face.

Themrose89 · March 25th, 2005

ditto.

tomtom22 · July 25th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by behemoth79

not a knee slapper. just brings a smile to your face.

behemoth79 & Patriot II apparently are too young to appreciate the humor involved or have not met too many Texans.
:P :P

Missileer · July 25th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtom22

Quote:

Originally Posted by behemoth79

not a knee slapper. just brings a smile to your face.

behemoth79 & Patriot II apparently are too young to appreciate the humor involved or have not met too many Texans.
:P :P

Like they say in New York, "no sensauma!"

Team Infidel · March 5th, 2007

not tooooo bad..

Rob Henderson · March 5th, 2007

*sigh* Well, thats Texas for ya. Hahaha

AmericanSweetheart · March 9th, 2007

Well isn't that cute

Sevens · March 14th, 2007

Nice one, Missileer.

March 24th, 2005	Post 1
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Post; Yet Another Texan Joke Three aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on Emotional Extremes. Just to establish some parameters, the professor asked the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," answered the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked the student from Oklahoma. "Elation," she said. "And you sir," he said to the student from Texas, "the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

March 25th, 2005	Post 2
behemoth79 Tribuni Angusticlavii	not a knee slapper. just brings a smile to your face. __________________ si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL

March 25th, 2005	Post 3
Themrose89 Centurion	ditto. __________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin.

March 5th, 2007	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	not tooooo bad.. __________________

March 5th, 2007	Post 7
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	sigh Well, thats Texas for ya. Hahaha __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

March 9th, 2007	Post 8
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Well isn't that cute __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

March 14th, 2007	Post 9
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Nice one, Missileer. __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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