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May 25th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Yet another blonde jokeA blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?' But the blonde keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!' Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!' And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads... (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE!) 'W I N A B A G E L'
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May 26th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Take her to the concentration camp.
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May 26th, 2008
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| Spam King | nah. just shoot her.
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May 26th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Groan!!!!
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May 27th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahahaha 
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