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July 19th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Yet Another Blonde Joke!!!!!


A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car, opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrived. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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July 19th, 2007   Post 2
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haha, thats a funny one!
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July 19th, 2007   Post 3
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August 22nd, 2007   Post 4
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hahahahaha!!!!
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