Topic: Yet Another Blonde Joke

tomtom22 · August 31st, 2005

Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.

The blond replies "fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

Charge 7 · August 31st, 2005

Of course she does. She'd have no use for UNIX.

(wondering how subtle that one was?)

LIPS · September 1st, 2005

gotta love those blond jokes

xander · September 1st, 2005

Lmao thats funny

Marinerhodes · September 5th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charge 7

Of course she does. She'd have no use for UNIX.

(wondering how subtle that one was?)

I got it lol...UNIX...Eunichs

Team Infidel · May 23rd, 2007

i haven't heard that one before.. pretty good

CrazyLilCajun · May 27th, 2007

oh thats one i havent heard lol

August 31st, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Yet Another Blonde Joke Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blond replies "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!" The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!" __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

August 31st, 2005	Post 2
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Of course she does. She'd have no use for UNIX. (wondering how subtle that one was?) __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

September 1st, 2005	Post 3
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	gotta love those blond jokes __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

September 1st, 2005	Post 4
xander Centurion	Lmao thats funny __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

May 23rd, 2007	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	i haven't heard that one before.. pretty good __________________

May 27th, 2007	Post 7
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	oh thats one i havent heard lol __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

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