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May 11th, 2008   Post 91
the_13th_redneck
No Chance Outside
 
 
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Train bikini commandos (all female).
Obviously they have issues deploying to cold places.
We'll sort it out.
Solution found: fat chicks in bikinis.

Fox's land is starting to take over Alaska!!
We MUST establish a foothold. Why is my operation to take eastern Siberia going to slowly? Must be the fat chicks I deployed there.
FINE. We'll send the skinny ones wearing skin tight wet suits. That ought to keep them warm.

Prostitution is legal. Profit from sex tourism.
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Last edited by the_13th_redneck; May 11th, 2008 at 18:31.
 
May 11th, 2008   Post 92
The Other Guy
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May 12th, 2008   Post 93
the_13th_redneck
No Chance Outside
 
 
Gear

Still not close enough to Alaska.
Send in the dominatrix!!!
 
May 12th, 2008   Post 94
Fox
Can you hear me now?
 
 
Gear

Nahhh, my Polar Bear Border Guard Unit are protecting my Alaska, 13th Redneck.

Don't mess with my Polar Bears, they're too good at killing and hate to be disturbed on their (mine) territory
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May 12th, 2008   Post 95
The Other Guy
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Just stay away from me and the wolves and Arctic Foxes... we aim to kill.

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Last edited by The Other Guy; May 12th, 2008 at 22:55.
 
May 13th, 2008   Post 96
the_13th_redneck
No Chance Outside
 
 
Gear

You really want to be in China? We just booby trapped the whole country.
 
May 15th, 2008   Post 97
Njaco
Milites Gregarius
 
 
any room for a noob on that map? Western and southern Africa will do fine.

Maybe I'll just be a continental nomadic partisan unit.
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May 15th, 2008   Post 98
FULLMETALJACKET
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Gear

little did you know, that F.M.J similar to 'U.S.A' was lurking in the distance. stay away from my island! or i'll send my Shock Troops after ya!
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May 15th, 2008   Post 99
justin1552
God of Scones
 
 
Gear

I'm expanding my area of control to Niger, Chad, Mali, Mauritania, and the Western Sahara.
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May 15th, 2008   Post 100
The Other Guy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FULLMETALJACKET
little did you know, that F.M.J similar to 'U.S.A' was lurking in the distance. stay away from my island! or i'll send my Shock Troops after ya!
What Island, you have no Island. Want one?

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