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May 11th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Train bikini commandos (all female). Obviously they have issues deploying to cold places. We'll sort it out. Solution found: fat chicks in bikinis. Fox's land is starting to take over Alaska!! We MUST establish a foothold. Why is my operation to take eastern Siberia going to slowly? Must be the fat chicks I deployed there. FINE. We'll send the skinny ones wearing skin tight wet suits. That ought to keep them warm. Prostitution is legal. Profit from sex tourism.
__________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED  Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com Last edited by the_13th_redneck; May 11th, 2008 at 18:31. |
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May 11th, 2008
| Post 92 |
| Spam King | MAP UPDATED
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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May 12th, 2008
| Post 93 |
| No Chance Outside | Still not close enough to Alaska. Send in the dominatrix!!! |
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May 12th, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Nahhh, my Polar Bear Border Guard Unit are protecting my Alaska, 13th Redneck. Don't mess with my Polar Bears, they're too good at killing and hate to be disturbed on their (mine) territory
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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May 12th, 2008
| Post 95 |
| Spam King | Just stay away from me and the wolves and Arctic Foxes... we aim to kill. MAP UPDATED Last edited by The Other Guy; May 12th, 2008 at 22:55. |
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May 13th, 2008
| Post 96 |
| No Chance Outside | You really want to be in China? We just booby trapped the whole country. |
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May 15th, 2008
| Post 97 |
| Milites Gregarius | any room for a noob on that map? Western and southern Africa will do fine.  Maybe I'll just be a continental nomadic partisan unit.
__________________ If you can read this, thank a teacher - if its English, thank a soldier. |
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May 15th, 2008
| Post 98 |
| MilForum Bad Apple  | little did you know, that F.M.J similar to 'U.S.A' was lurking in the distance. stay away from my island! or i'll send my Shock Troops after ya!
__________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son." |
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May 15th, 2008
| Post 99 |
| God of Scones | I'm expanding my area of control to Niger, Chad, Mali, Mauritania, and the Western Sahara.
__________________ The next couple that sits at a stop light and sucks face and ignores their changed light is getting pushed out into oncoming traffic by me. No exceptions. |
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