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April 30th, 2008
| Post 31 |
| God of Scones |
__________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point?  |
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April 30th, 2008
| Post 32 |
| Can you hear me now?  |
Sweet, Texas is mine. I wanna own Alaska...
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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April 30th, 2008
| Post 33 |
| Forum Brat |
You guys are so greedy. I'm happy with Siberia, Russia, and Idaho which I'm about to blow sky high................
__________________ When facing an angry dragon, bring cookies. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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April 30th, 2008
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May 1st, 2008
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| Forum Brat |
Guns. Like AK-47's, M-16's.....things like that. Not THOSE kind of guns. Naughty boy.  |
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May 1st, 2008
| Post 36 |
| Spam King |
Hey, I'm speaking for the gay men who aren't on this forum! Okay, maybe not, but whatever. I shall expand my North American Empire! |
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May 1st, 2008
| Post 37 |
| Forum Brat |
Well they will have those guns, too.................But they aren't as important as the ones that kill intruders to my kingdom.  |
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May 1st, 2008
| Post 38 |
| ~resident nutcase |
Sweet! i got the north pole! Haha, i don't need to patrol my borders... i'll just melt them off the icepacks with my hot-water guns =P |
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May 1st, 2008
| Post 39 |
| Je suis aware |
Alright, I think my Marine Corps needs a little exercise. We'll do the following: Take Indonesia - Raw materials, oil, tourism. That's already three ways to steal all your money. Keep Vietnam - Korean men need Vietnamese women. Keep Malaysia - Keep it consistent. Take Thailand - Sex tourism. Make porn legal. Make a f*cking fortune. Get rid of Myanmar - But only after we've completely deforested it, destroying the world's lumber suppliers by over flowing the lumber market. After all the competition is destroyed, make a killing out of sustainable logging in other parts of Southeast Asia. Stay out of the Philippines - The women are too noisy. Take Alaska - Just in case global warming is real. Pimp Eskimos. Take North Korea - And then conduct some very fast trials followed by executions. Borrow Iraqi and Iranian chicks from Team Infidel for the weekend. Bring in a hot North Korean chick. Make porn film: Asses of Evil. Take Kazakhstan - To give safe haven to those who run from TI. Set up refugee camps for them so that their children will have a chance to have a go at TI's folks. What? It creates jobs. Take Shanghai, Hong Kong, Macau - To piss off the Chinese. Take Japan - Revenge, mother f*ckers.
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May 1st, 2008
| Post 40 |
| God of Scones |
You've been thinking about this thoroughly, haven't you?
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