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August 10th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | hhhmmmm... all I know is this one. A U.S. and Russian General are discussing troops rations. The Russian says "Every day, each soldier consumes 1500 Calories". "Oh yeah?" says the American, "Well our troops consume 3000 Calories a day". "This is not possible", replies the Russian, "How can one man eat entire sack of potatoes?"
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August 10th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | mmmm Second Front
__________________ Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. Herman Goering |
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August 10th, 2007
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| Spam King | Quote:
you should post that in military jokes.
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August 10th, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | It's do with SPAM I'm sure. 
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August 10th, 2007
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| Centurion | Quote:
The Russians were so frustrated by the delays with the Second Front, so they called the canned meat as "Second Front". So, each time they were "opening the Second front"  Your turn! | |
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August 10th, 2007
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| Spam King | I couldn't tell if that was an answer or a joke. oh well, hope I can get perseus's (no easy way to type or say that) |
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August 10th, 2007
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| Centurion | Quote:
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August 10th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | Which large German military ship was launched before WW2 but never saw any action, being scuttled just before the end of the war. It was re-floated and used as target practise by the Russians, but refused to be sunk by gunfire eventually being sunk by torpedo's. |
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August 10th, 2007
| Post 1479 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii | KMS Graf Zeppelin. |
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August 10th, 2007
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And the Russians had tried to finish the ship's construction and incorporate her into the Soviet Navy, but they couldn't find a facility big enough... Last edited by boris116; August 11th, 2007 at 03:02. | |
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