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| | Wrong... infoThe train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window." |
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that was awesome... i didn't see it coming at all!!! If you don't make your own decisions someone else will. If you don't make yourself happy... no one else will. If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans! |
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I love that one it always makes me laugh!
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Five stars pal! ***** Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin. |
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Very funny. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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that was good "The best form of taking care of troops is first-class training, for this saves unnecessary casualties." Erwin Rommel |
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Thats awesome. Two guns up You just cant beat the person who never gives up. I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. \"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411) |
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| | That is soo mean yet so right
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Great, it was unexpected.
A \'good\' landing is one from which you can walk away. A \'great\' landing is one after which they can use the plane again. |
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