Topic: The wrong bitch

tomtom22 · August 30th, 2005

An American GI, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was right next to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

ghost457 · August 30th, 2005

haha, thats funny!!! that old lady had it coming and everything!!!

rotc boy · August 31st, 2005

that was posted in the jokes forum...several times

tomtom22 · August 31st, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotc boy

that was posted in the jokes forum...several times

Your'e right. I guess I searched the wrong forum before posting.

Here it is in a slightly different version as originally posted by Charge 7:

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...558&highlight=

Team Infidel · October 23rd, 2007

oh that is priceless...........

AFSteliga · October 24th, 2007

Always worth a laugh.

Sevens · October 28th, 2007

That is awesome. LOL

CrazyLilCajun · October 29th, 2007

hahaha.....nice one

awesomekid99 · October 29th, 2007

burnnnnnnnn

senojekips · October 30th, 2007

That is one of the few jokes I've heard recently that's worth reposting.

August 30th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; The wrong bitch An American GI, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was right next to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 23rd, 2007	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	oh that is priceless........... __________________

October 24th, 2007	Post 6
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Always worth a laugh. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

October 28th, 2007	Post 7
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	That is awesome. LOL __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

October 29th, 2007	Post 8
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	hahaha.....nice one __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

August 30th, 2005	Post 2
ghost457 Primus Pilus	haha, thats funny!!! that old lady had it coming and everything!!!

October 30th, 2007	Post 10
senojekips Tribunus Laticlavius	That is one of the few jokes I've heard recently that's worth reposting. __________________ "Those with ulterior motives may tell you what you wish to hear, but a real friend tells you what you need to know" http://www.geocities.com/senojekips/Index.htm

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