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November 13th, 2009   Post 1
George
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Post; would you survive?


Well, would you?
 
November 13th, 2009   Post 2
A Can of Man
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Wasn't there this thing with a woman who lost her entire face after being attacked by a friend's chimpanzee?
I believe in shot guns.
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November 13th, 2009   Post 3
George
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Originally Posted by the_13th_redneck
Wasn't there this thing with a woman who lost her entire face after being attacked by a friend's chimpanzee?
I believe in shot guns.
Yeah, a 200 lb Chimp! She was on Oprah's program this week & I saw footage of it elsewhere.1st Public display of her face, OMG! No hands, no eyes, a huge blob for a "nose" & a hole where the mouth(& jaw?) was. Horrendous damage. They're hoping to find a donor face for her. $50 Million suit filed on the owner.
 
November 13th, 2009   Post 4
A Can of Man
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Personally I don't understand people who own such dangerous animals.
 
November 13th, 2009   Post 5
sky2979
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I have a cat .......hehehhehee, lol

Would You Survive?

House Cat: 100% Chance

Racoon: 100% Chance

Coyote: 90% Chance

Medium Sized Dog: 71% Chance

Large Dog: 63% Chance

Wolf:52% Chance

Small Shark: 49% Chance

Large Shark: 30% Chance

Predetory Cat: 67% Chance

Elephant52% Chance

Lion or Tiger: 60% Chance

Bear: 45% Chance

Alligator: 0% Chance

Gorilla: 37% Chance

Human:34% Chance
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November 13th, 2009   Post 6
major liability
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The lowest chance I had was 49% for alligator, though why they consider an elephant less dangerous than alligators, bears, and gorillas is beyond me. If they really want to elephants can go through the damn building and kill you, it's comical that they give anyone higher than 0% chance of survival against those beasts - without guns of course.
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November 16th, 2009   Post 7
wolfen
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Yea I'd survive, simply because I'd either become their dinner or have them as dinner

But on that test I'm 100% on everything except a large shark.
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November 21st, 2009   Post 8
tomtom22
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November 22nd, 2009   Post 9
Hmmm
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Uzi. Anything less sucks.
 
November 22nd, 2009   Post 10
The Other Guy
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