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May 5th, 2006   Post 1
Navy Boy
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Post; Worried About Having Your Car Stolen?


Here is the new foolproof security system for your car.
It is simple and very easy to install.
Does not need batteries.
Will not rust.
Can be voice activated!


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May 5th, 2006   Post 2
Charge 7
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I have something similar "installed" in my car. I call Odin my "not-so-silent alarm system".
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May 5th, 2006   Post 3
Rob Henderson
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I wouldnt attempt to steal it...Thats for sure.
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May 5th, 2006   Post 4
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I wouldn't go near it.
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May 5th, 2006   Post 5
tomtom22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NCdt Steliga
I wouldn't go near it.
Me neither!
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May 5th, 2006   Post 6
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I just have two car alarms. They're two massive labs (black and yellow) named Bear and Tank, respectively. They make more noise than a tin can with gravel being thrown in a shotgun shack. I can't walk out of the house without the dang things barking. But I have them trained now to where, with a little discipline and work, I can stick my head out of the window at 3 am and roar "shut up" and have peace and quiet for the rest of the night.
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May 6th, 2006   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deerslayer
I just have two car alarms. They're two massive labs (black and yellow) named Bear and Tank, respectively. They make more noise than a tin can with gravel being thrown in a shotgun shack. I can't walk out of the house without the dang things barking. But I have them trained now to where, with a little discipline and work, I can stick my head out of the window at 3 am and roar "shut up" and have peace and quiet for the rest of the night.
 
May 9th, 2006   Post 8
AmericanSweetheart
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aww he reminds me of Sgt!
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May 9th, 2006   Post 9
deerslayer
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Originally Posted by Navy Boy
unfortunately, NB, the rest of the night is usually until 4 in the morning, when I wake up, feed the horses, muck out the barn, and get ready for class.
 
May 10th, 2006   Post 10
gigabrain
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we also have one for the house. his backup is my moms tomcat...trust me he'll scratch you until you run home
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