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December 25th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; World's Thinnest Books


World's Thinnest Books




FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore



MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg






ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Barney Frank (D-Mass) & Boy George





MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton




THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL











by Hillary Clinton




THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill CLinton




MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden & Willie Nelson



THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates & The 'Donald'





THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman





THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry




AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


AMERICA 'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian





ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel





THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson





DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by PETA





THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


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December 25th, 2005   Post 2
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FRENCH WAR HEROESby Jacques Chirac


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December 25th, 2005   Post 3
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oh dude, i cant help laughing.... it is brilliant!

 
December 25th, 2005   Post 4
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Heroism in a Jet Fighter
an Autobiograpy sub-titled "Vietnam heroism over Alabama"
by President GW Bush
with an introduction by Jane Fonda


I believe this book would qualify for #1 thinnest in the Guiness Book of World Records.

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December 25th, 2005   Post 5
tomtom22
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Post; and the latest addition to the list....


Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Bones
Heroism in a Jet Fighter
an Autobiograpy sub-titled "Vietnam heroism over Alabama"
by President GW Bush
with an introduction by Jane Fonda


I believe this book would qualify for #1 thinnest in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Good one, Chief!
 
December 25th, 2005   Post 6
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Hehe Nice list !!
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December 26th, 2005   Post 7
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December 26th, 2005   Post 8
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lol thts pure pwn
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December 29th, 2005   Post 9
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HAHA LOL!!
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January 18th, 2006   Post 10
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