Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many
boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.

THE END

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Amen to most of that!!!! The whole chick flicks thing, though...Not even!!! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol.....