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August 17th, 2004   Post 1
1217
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Post; World wide UN poll


Last month the U.N. held a worldwide opinion poll.


They only asked one question, namely: “Would you please state your honest opinion about the solution for the food deficit in the rest of the world?”


Sadly, the poll miserably failed because:


In Africa they didn’t know what “food” was.

In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” was.

In Western Europe they didn’t know what “deficit” was.

In China they didn’t know what “opinion” was.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” was.

In South America they didn’t know what “please” was.

In the U.S. they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” was.
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August 17th, 2004   Post 2
Damien
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beautiful!
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August 17th, 2004   Post 3
Darkmb101
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how very true
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August 17th, 2004   Post 4
FutureRANGER
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in Africa they didn't know what food was.

 
August 21st, 2004   Post 5
silent driller
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Classic!
 
August 21st, 2004   Post 6
Mwashu
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Heh. That's so cynical and so hilarious! ^_^
 
August 21st, 2004   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by silent driller
Classic!
Did you know it already? I translated it from Dutch...
 
August 22nd, 2004   Post 8
Damien
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I think he meant "An instant Classic!"
 
August 22nd, 2004   Post 9
SHERMAN
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exellent.
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August 22nd, 2004   Post 10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Damien
I think he meant "An instant Classic!"
That would make sence...