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October 28th, 2005   Post 1
AJChenMPH
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Post; I Work for this Agency?!?!


HELPING REFUGEES IN KUWAIT during Operating Desert Storm, my unit had to breathe smoke-filled air. To ease our concerns, our commander told us that the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services had tested the air. "No adverse effects will be experienced by service members serving in the area," our commander quoted, "as long as prolonged breathing is avoided."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by 1st Lt. Robert

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

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Background on my "I Work for this Agency?!?!" comment: I'm currently assigned to the Office of the Secretary at the Department of Health and Human Services...
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October 28th, 2005   Post 2
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Good one.
 
October 28th, 2005   Post 3
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November 12th, 2005   Post 4
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While I've got this thread going about DHHS -- we're known as Commissioned Corps officers around here. So of course, with the movie Jarhead coming out, anytime something about our job really p!$$e$ us off, our new standard quote is: "I thank God for every day that He gives me in the Corps."

To which someone usually responds: "oo-RAH!"
 
January 8th, 2007   Post 5
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Good one!
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January 8th, 2007   Post 6
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Nice one!
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July 27th, 2007   Post 7
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