Topic: Words women use

LIPS · February 1st, 2005

Words *women *use . . .

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER ***(MY FAVORITE WORD 2 USE)
It's a woman's way of saying $@&#! YOU!

bllrby2104 · February 3rd, 2005

I gotta write these down. and also i think you should edit "five minutes" for the game. five minutes during a game isnt game time. it really isnt real time. it really is how fast she could count to sixty 5 times.

NCdt Steliga · February 3rd, 2005

Hmm...I like those.

tomtom22 · July 5th, 2006

This is wifespeak which is really an advanced version of girlfriend-talk.

JulesLee · July 5th, 2006

wow i gotto memorize this

Sevens · July 6th, 2006

LOL Those are sooooooooo true!!!!

DefiantCdr · July 6th, 2006

Yeah, they ARE true! I use them daily... they should be sent out to every man on this planet in one mass memo. That'll make things a little easier for you all.

Sevens · July 6th, 2006

Oh, but we don't want to make it toooooooo easy for them. In fact, now that they're onto us, I think we ladies should get together and change the meanings all around.

OORAH · July 7th, 2006

to use you're own words againts you,

GO AHEAD!

DefiantCdr · July 7th, 2006

Oh, the male thinks he has a chance in hell of winning. Isn't it cute?

February 1st, 2005	Post 1
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; Words women use Words women use . . . FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER ***(MY FAVORITE WORD 2 USE) It's a woman's way of saying $@&#! YOU! __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

February 3rd, 2005	Post 2
bllrby2104 Primus Pilus	I gotta write these down. and also i think you should edit "five minutes" for the game. five minutes during a game isnt game time. it really isnt real time. it really is how fast she could count to sixty 5 times. __________________ You just cant beat the person who never gives up. I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. \"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411)

February 3rd, 2005	Post 3
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hmm...I like those. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

July 5th, 2006	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	This is wifespeak which is really an advanced version of girlfriend-talk. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

July 6th, 2006	Post 6
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	LOL Those are sooooooooo true!!!! __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

July 5th, 2006	Post 5
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	wow i gotto memorize this

July 6th, 2006	Post 7
DefiantCdr Optio Gear	Yeah, they ARE true! I use them daily... they should be sent out to every man on this planet in one mass memo. That'll make things a little easier for you all.

July 6th, 2006	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Oh, but we don't want to make it toooooooo easy for them. In fact, now that they're onto us, I think we ladies should get together and change the meanings all around.

July 7th, 2006	Post 9
OORAH Primus Pilus	to use you're own words againts you, GO AHEAD! __________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas

July 7th, 2006	Post 10
DefiantCdr Optio Gear	Oh, the male thinks he has a chance in hell of winning. Isn't it cute?

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