If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
why are turds pinched off at the end?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
What would you use to dilute water?
What should one call a male ladybird?
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Originally Posted by tomtom22

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Go to California?

Originally Posted by tomtom22

why are turds pinched off at the end?

So your butt cheeks won't slam together.

Originally Posted by tomtom22

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

dirt and a stick?

TomTom -- you've been hanging around Steven Wright, haven't you sir?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Meeeee . . .?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

Barbie is a bitch

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

He can't talk correctly let alone think correctly.

What should one call a male ladybird?

confused

If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?

France

Originally Posted by C/2nd Lt Robot

France

LOL, great!

Originally Posted by tomtom22

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

stay the hell here!

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Mee!

What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?

Meeee
why are turds pinched off at the end?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

What would you use to dilute water?

NesQuik

What should one call a male ladybird?

A transvestite.
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

good ol dark humor

Those are great. And everyone's witty answers make it even better.