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December 18th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Women's Revenge"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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December 18th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | I hope this one doesn't make the rounds, TVs don't have knobs anymore. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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December 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | =O...Dont they have laws against cruel and unusual punishment here?!
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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December 18th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's great
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December 19th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | WOOOHOOO!!! From now on, the remote goes with me everywhere.... 
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