A couple of weeks ago my missus tried to start her Land Rover Discovery, but the battery was flat, she came indoors and asked for a push. Our drive has a downward slope so it shouldn't be too difficult, I told her to put it into 2nd gear and when we get rolling, pop the clutch. "OK" she says, I puff and pant, veins sticking out of my head and get the car rolling and I shout, "POP THE CLUTCH, POP THE CLUTCH, POP THE FREAKING CLUTCH!"

We roll to a stop, I'm totally out of breath and puffing and panting, when the missus says, "When do I turn on the ignition?"

That's when I began to shout,ARE YOU ING STUPID, I JUST PUSHED A ING TWO TON PLUS CAR AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ING IGNITION ON!!!!!!??????

She shook her head all defensively saying 'WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO TURN ON THE IGNITION."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, I bellowed back ARE YOU ING SERIOUS?????

FINALLY, I managed to get the car started and off the missus went in a huff because I shouted and swore at her.

BEWARE YOU BLOKES THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED!!!

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

A couple of weeks ago my missus tried to start her Land Rover Discovery, but the battery was flat, she came indoors and asked for a push. Our drive has a downward slope so it shouldn't be too difficult, I told her to put it into 2nd gear and when we get rolling, pop the clutch. "OK" she says, I puff and pant, veins sticking out of my head and get the car rolling and I shout, "POP THE CLUTCH, POP THE CLUTCH, POP THE FREAKING CLUTCH!"

We roll to a stop, I'm totally out of breath and puffing and panting, when the missus says, "When do I turn on the ignition?"

That's when I began to shout,ARE YOU ING STUPID, I JUST PUSHED A ING TWO TON PLUS CAR AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ING IGNITION ON!!!!!!??????

She shook her head all defensively saying 'WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO TURN ON THE IGNITION."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, I bellowed back ARE YOU ING SERIOUS?????

FINALLY, I managed to get the car started and off the missus went in a huff because I shouted and swore at her.

BEWARE YOU BLOKES THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED!!!

42RM & 5.56, you guys getting all this...?

Originally Posted by viper2007

42RM & 5.56, you guys getting all this...?

That's why I´ll marry the daughter of an RN Commander-she calls daddy and he sends a staff car.

Originally Posted by 42RM

That's why I´ll marry the daughter of an RN Commander-she calls daddy and he sends a staff car.

And it will still be your fault no matter what the reason the car didn't start.

Originally Posted by MontyB

And it will still be your fault no matter what the reason the car didn't start.

After meeting 42s fiance I don´t think it will ever happen. She would probably go back in and change to tracksuit and then run to work.

Originally Posted by Freyja

After meeting 42s fiance I don´t think it will ever happen. She would probably go back in and change to tracksuit and then run to work.

She would

Originally Posted by 42RM

She would

I believe you...