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March 27th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; A Woman's Poem


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
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Last edited by tomtom22; March 27th, 2007 at 01:26.
 
March 27th, 2007   Post 2
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good one tomtom
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March 27th, 2007   Post 3
philam15
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Hehe I like that one. If my husband turns out to ever be like that, I swear...
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March 27th, 2007   Post 4
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Love it, tomtom!!!!!
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March 27th, 2007   Post 5
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LOL this is genious!
 



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