An old woman is going up in an elevator in a very lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of an expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: 'Romance by Ralph Lauren, $100 a bottle.'

Then another young woman gets in the lift; she also turns to the old woman and says snobbishly: Chanel No 5, $150 a bottle.'

A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying: 'pinto beans, 25 cents a pound.'

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