Topic: Winning The Bet

Charge 7 · February 5th, 2005

A blonde wins the state lottery and with her new found winnings decides to dye her hair brunette and leave the city for the beauty of the country. It wasn't that long before she got bored with the slower pace of rural life and decided to go for a long drive around where she lived.

Eventually she came upon a shepard and his flock of sheep. For a lark she pulled up to the shepard and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one for myself?"

The shepard once he got past his startlement considered that there was no way she was going to guess correctly so to send her on her way most easily replied, "Sure go ahead"

And she answered "479"

"Dang, if that isn't the right number!" the shepard said and told her to go grab her sheep.

As she was coming back to her car with her winnings he said "Hey lady! If I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"

bllrby2104 · February 5th, 2005

thats a good one.

dblsv · February 5th, 2005

thats a funny one. where do you get all of these

Charge 7 · February 5th, 2005

Well if I told you the name the drill sergeants called me in Basic Training was "Joker" would that tell you?

I've loved jokes since I was old enough to get the idea that telling something funny could put a smile on people's faces. So I collect jokes. Some I make up myself, and others I've just made mental notes to remember them. I still remember the first joke I told or rather _tried_ to tell. It was a knock knock joke that made absolutely no sense. To this day if I tell anyone in my family a joke they find less than stellar they reply with the punchline from that joke.

bllrby2104 · February 5th, 2005

what was the first joke?

Charge 7 · February 5th, 2005

Ya know, I had the joke all typed up to reply to you when it occured to me that you might just start joining in my family's chorus of the poorly chosen punchline whenever I tell a joke here so I hit the delete post button and this is what you get instead. :P

NCdt Steliga · February 5th, 2005

Good one, nonetheless.

C/2nd Lt Robot · February 5th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charge_7

Ya know, I had the joke all typed up to reply to you when it occured to me that you might just start joining in my family's chorus of the poorly chosen punchline whenever I tell a joke here so I hit the delete post button and this is what you get instead. :P

We wouldn't do that for fear of an AP round heading our way in a matter of secs.

Charge 7 · February 5th, 2005

I prefer Willie Pete. I could've sworn I heard somebody say they wanted a "quick smoke" and besides white phosphorus is so pretty.

C/2nd Lt Robot · February 5th, 2005

Good thing no one asked for a RAP.

February 5th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; Winning The Bet A blonde wins the state lottery and with her new found winnings decides to dye her hair brunette and leave the city for the beauty of the country. It wasn't that long before she got bored with the slower pace of rural life and decided to go for a long drive around where she lived. Eventually she came upon a shepard and his flock of sheep. For a lark she pulled up to the shepard and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one for myself?" The shepard once he got past his startlement considered that there was no way she was going to guess correctly so to send her on her way most easily replied, "Sure go ahead" And she answered "479" "Dang, if that isn't the right number!" the shepard said and told her to go grab her sheep. As she was coming back to her car with her winnings he said "Hey lady! If I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?" __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

February 5th, 2005	Post 2
bllrby2104 Primus Pilus	thats a good one. __________________ You just cant beat the person who never gives up. I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. \"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411)

February 5th, 2005	Post 7
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Good one, nonetheless. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

February 5th, 2005	Post 3
dblsv Immunes	thats a funny one. where do you get all of these

February 5th, 2005	Post 4
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Well if I told you the name the drill sergeants called me in Basic Training was "Joker" would that tell you? I've loved jokes since I was old enough to get the idea that telling something funny could put a smile on people's faces. So I collect jokes. Some I make up myself, and others I've just made mental notes to remember them. I still remember the first joke I told or rather _tried_ to tell. It was a knock knock joke that made absolutely no sense. To this day if I tell anyone in my family a joke they find less than stellar they reply with the punchline from that joke.

February 5th, 2005	Post 5
bllrby2104 Primus Pilus	what was the first joke?

February 5th, 2005	Post 6
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Ya know, I had the joke all typed up to reply to you when it occured to me that you might just start joining in my family's chorus of the poorly chosen punchline whenever I tell a joke here so I hit the delete post button and this is what you get instead. :P

February 5th, 2005	Post 9
Charge 7 Master Gunner	I prefer Willie Pete. I could've sworn I heard somebody say they wanted a "quick smoke" and besides white phosphorus is so pretty.

February 5th, 2005	Post 10
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Good thing no one asked for a RAP.

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