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July 25th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Will you buy me a drink?ok guys and gals, im sure we've all been in this situation, a member of the opposite sex comes up and asks you if you will buy them a drink. how do you respond?
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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July 25th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius  | I just let the wife handle it, much safer that way and most times I can escape with everything intact. 
__________________ To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal. P. J. O'Rourke |
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July 25th, 2005
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__________________ "The best form of taking care of troops is first-class training, for this saves unnecessary casualties." Erwin Rommel | |
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July 25th, 2005
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| Centurion | tell him to buy his own drink do i look like an atm machine, unless of course he has the whole cheeky thing down in which case it works
__________________ Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam. |
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July 25th, 2005
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July 25th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | i dont buy them unless theres some reciprocation going on, which rarely happens, they want a drink from a chump. couple of good lines: "Yeah, sure, I'm going up there anyway, just give me the money and I'll bring it back to you... no problem!" HER: Will you buy me a drink? ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no. (this is great as it can lead all sorts of places....) she: "Will you buy me a drink?" you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (only if you are feeling really brave....or lucky!!!) or if you are a real  go to the bar with her, place the order then leave (toilet, you see a friend etc) |
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July 26th, 2005
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__________________ If you don't make your own decisions someone else will. If you don't make yourself happy... no one else will. If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans! | |
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July 26th, 2005
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| Centurion | ah see what you've done locke, you've passed on that bad info for all woman kind!!! |
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July 26th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | no, iv passed it on to all the bad men ( tip of the hat to Imp, gl with the training!) who will be able to use it!does nobody else have any lines? imp: save that one for the most beautiful obnoxios chick in the room, they should be falling over for and buying you drinks!! not the other way round!!! |
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July 28th, 2005
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| Optio | i think my marine brother and my marine boyfriend would kick some butt if some boy asked me that haha, so i dont need to awnser! they just knock him out LOL :P
__________________ .4ever Proud-JHC-My Bro.My Hero.  Xo Megan <3 Semper Fi |
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