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May 23rd, 2006   Post 1
Missileer
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Post; Why We Split Up


Why we split up

...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
...I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back...
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May 23rd, 2006   Post 2
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"Move it on over, big dogg's movin in..."
Nice one Missileer.
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May 23rd, 2006   Post 3
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oh thats good man
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May 23rd, 2006   Post 4
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Good one!
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May 23rd, 2006   Post 5
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Nice.
 
May 23rd, 2006   Post 6
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That's awesome
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May 23rd, 2006   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg

"Move it on over, big dogg's movin in..."
Nice one Missileer.
The real problem is she took my best fishing buddy with her and I miss him.
 
May 24th, 2006   Post 8
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Now see that kinda stuff is just uncalled for... women... *shakes head*
 
May 24th, 2006   Post 9
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True....true. That does happened to my brother. LOL.
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May 24th, 2006   Post 10
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lol!!
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