The Other Guy
Spam King
This is sure to make all you Texans out there burst with pride
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Home to mega-factories that contribute to the highest levels of air and water pollution of any state in the Union, a cavernous income gap that leaves visitors awestruck, and an abstinence-based sex education system that has all but ensured that it will soon have the highest birth rate in the country, Texas knows that anything worth doing is worth doing big.
From the 64 once sodas that add to their #1 in the US waistlines, to the highest rates of drunk driving and citizen imprisonment to be found in America, the residents of the Lone Star State pride themselves on doing everything Texas-sized.
Boasting the largest egos and most inflated sense of self-importance in the Lower 48, Texans love to talk about how they execute the most mentally disabled criminals, send the most boys to die for the biggest foreign policy mistakes, and drag their hate crime vicitms the farthest behind the most enormous pickup trucks avaliable.
Isn't Texas beautiful? :smil:
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Home to mega-factories that contribute to the highest levels of air and water pollution of any state in the Union, a cavernous income gap that leaves visitors awestruck, and an abstinence-based sex education system that has all but ensured that it will soon have the highest birth rate in the country, Texas knows that anything worth doing is worth doing big.
From the 64 once sodas that add to their #1 in the US waistlines, to the highest rates of drunk driving and citizen imprisonment to be found in America, the residents of the Lone Star State pride themselves on doing everything Texas-sized.
Boasting the largest egos and most inflated sense of self-importance in the Lower 48, Texans love to talk about how they execute the most mentally disabled criminals, send the most boys to die for the biggest foreign policy mistakes, and drag their hate crime vicitms the farthest behind the most enormous pickup trucks avaliable.
Isn't Texas beautiful? :smil: