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April 8th, 2008
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| Centurion | Post; Why?Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98/Windows XP? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* anybody else have a "Why" question?
__________________ "You cannot live without love" my own from when I was 8. "God is Love" KJV Whitestones.us |
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April 8th, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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April 11th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Why do we need to post this a hundred times?
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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April 11th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius  | Quote:
http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/415933-post.html 
__________________ To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal. P. J. O'Rourke | |
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April 11th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Quote:
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April 11th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Why does our nose run , and our feet smell.
__________________ "Those with ulterior motives may tell you what you wish to hear, but a real friend tells you what you need to know" http://www.geocities.com/senojekips/Index.htm |
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April 11th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Quote:
Why is it that every time I learn, the more stupid I feel?
__________________ I don't exist.  TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED  Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com | |
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April 14th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer | Why is it that the hurrieder I go the behinder I get?
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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