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| The fire is everything... ![]() | Post; Why Skydiving is better than sex...Another Skydiving joke.. Why Skydiving is better than sex... 1. You can have eight skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. Blue Skies.. |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | I don't know..... I still like sex a hell of a lot better, and I'm Airborne.
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| Forum Brat | *snicker*
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hehe.....
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Nice one.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Yeah, I would have to say sex is better than skydiving. But then again I broke my back the last time I went for a jump.
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