Topic: Why guns are better than wives

tomtom22 · December 5th, 2005

Why guns are better than wives

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

knife · December 5th, 2005

Can you tell mw how to send message to everyone? I am a newer

istealfreefood · December 5th, 2005

you forgot that when in a fight, a gun is better than a wife.

Jäger · December 5th, 2005

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Originally Posted by istealfreefood

you forgot that when in a fight, a gun is better than a wife.

Depends on the wife. Maybe she can be used as a way of psychological warfare

phoenix80 · December 5th, 2005

AFSteliga · December 5th, 2005

Hahahaha.

LIPS · December 7th, 2005

great stuff

istealfreefood · December 7th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jäger

Depends on the wife. Maybe she can be used as a way of psychological warfare

or making alot of noise if you need a diversion

sunb! · December 7th, 2005

Great

Missileer · December 8th, 2005

Number one by a mile.

December 5th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Why guns are better than wives Why guns are better than wives #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

December 5th, 2005	Post 3
istealfreefood Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	you forgot that when in a fight, a gun is better than a wife. __________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona

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AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahahaha. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

December 7th, 2005	Post 7
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	great stuff __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

December 7th, 2005	Post 9
sunb! Forum Barbecuer Gear	Great __________________ Per Qualitatem Optimum Robur

December 5th, 2005	Post 2
knife Tirones	Can you tell mw how to send message to everyone? I am a newer

December 8th, 2005	Post 10
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Number one by a mile. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

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