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November 16th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Why females should avoid a girls night.I got this one from my sister-in-law: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, they brought me home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem peeved at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." 
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November 16th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | HAHAHAHA!! 
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November 16th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | lolol i loved the last part discription
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November 16th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | ....and farted. that caps it off. well done.
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November 16th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | LOL!
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November 16th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
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November 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster |  haha haha
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November 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Nice.
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November 27th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | busted...lol....
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