Topic: Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, And 12

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September 20th, 2009   Post 1
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Post; Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, And 12


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son..
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the
Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.''




Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'



The dad replies,
'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.



'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
'Then who are these for?'



Those are for college men,' the dad answers,


'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'


'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'
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September 21st, 2009   Post 2
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Hehehehehehhee.....lol...i bet....lol.
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September 25th, 2009   Post 3
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