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January 1st, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | Post; Why condoms come in 3,6,12...A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men, " the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
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January 1st, 2007
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| Forum Brat | I dunno....12 times a year seems like an awful lot....hehehehehe 
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January 1st, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | that's funny! 
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January 2nd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's good...
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January 2nd, 2007
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| Forum Barbecuer | Quote:
 Now wait, that was just a day dream....Good but old one, still a laugh.
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