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January 1st, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Why condoms come in 3,6,12...


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men, " the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
 
January 1st, 2007   Post 2
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I dunno....12 times a year seems like an awful lot....hehehehehe

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January 1st, 2007   Post 3
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that's funny!
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January 2nd, 2007   Post 4
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that's good...
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January 2nd, 2007   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
I dunno....12 times a year seems like an awful lot....hehehehehe

12 times a day is just about right... Two times at breakfast, four times during lunch and.... Now wait, that was just a day dream....

Good but old one, still a laugh.
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