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| Primus Pilus | Post; Why computers are male!Why Computers Are Male Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get them to do any work, you have to turn them on first. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter in terms of performance.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | The "Why computers are female" makes more sense. And funnier if I do say so my self.
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Not bad. I've heard them before, though.
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | I never said that I agreed with it. I just said that they weren't bad. |
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| Primus Pilus | Post; MEN!Nulli the only reason you don't like them is because you're male! lol |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I see nothing wrong with that. |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | i like the "big power surges" one
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I'm sure a few of those reasons apply for both male and female. Ok i'll admit it, it wasnt that bad. AmericanSweetheart, you managed to crack a smile on the old C/Msgt. A few reminded me of some people I know and had to laugh. |
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