Topic: This is why the Captain of the ship…is the Captain

Mark Conley · November 20th, 2003

Diary Excerpt – Ensign Sylvia J. Twittenbaum, USN

July 1, 2003 - Dear Diary:

Today began my first day on the USS Enterprise. It’s such a large ship! There are so many different people on board, of all ages and sizes. Even though I am a woman, I am amazed at how quickly everyone has accepted me as part of the crew. The officers are friendly, not to mention that the Captain is the perfect example of a gentleman. How lucky I am!

July 7, 2003 – Dear Diary:

Today the Captain asked me to dine with him at his very own table! How lucky I am to be invited to his stateroom and all. We talked. We drank coffee. He showed me his etchings. I guess not every woman is a s lucky as me on this ship.

July 14, 2003 – Dear Diary:

Today, the captain made an indecent proposal. I could not believe it! He has no scruples: he said that his love for me was so strong! I denied his advances: I shudder to think that naval decorum could come to this! What am I to do?

July 18, 2003 – Dear Diary:

The captain again made advances on me today. I refused, as a good woman should. The captain exclaimed that if he could not have me, no one else would. He made his ultimatum: either I sleep with him in three days, or he was going to do something drastic! I asked him what it was: he replied that he would sink the ship with everyone on board! Oh dear: What am I to do now?

July 21, 2003 – Dear Diary:

Today I saved the lives of 2300 people……

Redleg · November 20th, 2003

I have also heard another version of this one.
It was a farmer, and the maid saved 8 cows, 5 pigs etc....

But I like the this military version better

USMCdevilpup · November 28th, 2003

haha. i love it. sadly enough, i can imagine a couple of girls from my NJROTC unit being that ignorant....the bleach has seeped into their brains.

Patriot_1989tobeyond · October 28th, 2004

Richness!

USAOwnz · October 28th, 2004

Thumbs up!

Darcia · October 28th, 2004

I didn't know where this was going but It was good in the end.

NCdt Steliga · November 5th, 2004

Nice stuff

Sea_Cadet · November 8th, 2004

I like it.

November 20th, 2003	Post 1
Mark Conley Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; This is why the Captain of the ship…is the Captain Diary Excerpt – Ensign Sylvia J. Twittenbaum, USN July 1, 2003 - Dear Diary: Today began my first day on the USS Enterprise. It’s such a large ship! There are so many different people on board, of all ages and sizes. Even though I am a woman, I am amazed at how quickly everyone has accepted me as part of the crew. The officers are friendly, not to mention that the Captain is the perfect example of a gentleman. How lucky I am! July 7, 2003 – Dear Diary: Today the Captain asked me to dine with him at his very own table! How lucky I am to be invited to his stateroom and all. We talked. We drank coffee. He showed me his etchings. I guess not every woman is a s lucky as me on this ship. July 14, 2003 – Dear Diary: Today, the captain made an indecent proposal. I could not believe it! He has no scruples: he said that his love for me was so strong! I denied his advances: I shudder to think that naval decorum could come to this! What am I to do? July 18, 2003 – Dear Diary: The captain again made advances on me today. I refused, as a good woman should. The captain exclaimed that if he could not have me, no one else would. He made his ultimatum: either I sleep with him in three days, or he was going to do something drastic! I asked him what it was: he replied that he would sink the ship with everyone on board! Oh dear: What am I to do now? July 21, 2003 – Dear Diary: Today I saved the lives of 2300 people…… __________________ “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF

November 28th, 2003	Post 3
USMCdevilpup Milites Gregarius	haha. i love it. sadly enough, i can imagine a couple of girls from my NJROTC unit being that ignorant....the bleach has seeped into their brains. __________________ For Honor. For Courage. For Country.

October 28th, 2004	Post 4
Patriot_1989tobeyond Centurion	Richness! __________________ Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!

October 28th, 2004	Post 6
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	I didn't know where this was going but It was good in the end. __________________ ^_^

November 5th, 2004	Post 7
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice stuff __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

November 20th, 2003	Post 2
Redleg The fire is everything... Gear	I have also heard another version of this one. It was a farmer, and the maid saved 8 cows, 5 pigs etc.... But I like the this military version better

November 8th, 2004	Post 8
Sea_Cadet Primus Pilus	I like it. __________________ Honour.... Courage.... Commitment US Naval Academy \"Non sibi sed patriae!\" (Not for self, but country) US Navy

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