|June 9th, 2010||#5|
The bit about the wife biting the husband reminds me of the Movie Miss March. If you have not seen it it is pretty funny. Same situation but the GF is epileptic and the BF turns on a strobe light during the act, not knowing it will induce a siezure. To get her to release him, he ends up stabbing her in the face with a dinner fork. Not graphic or anything, just funny as ... Well you know.
Gunner. Sabot. Sniper. Is not an appropriate use of ammunition.