Number 4 is my personal favorite...LOL

25 Snappy Comebacks to the Age Old Question
"Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

25. (For single mothers) Because having a husband and children would be redundant.
24. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
23. Why aren't you thin?
22. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
21. We really want to, but my lover's wife just won't go for it.
20. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
17. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion-dollar trust fund.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
13. I already have enough laundry to do thank you.
12. It doesn't seem worth a blood test.
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to "Miss Saigon?"
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Mr./Miss America.
8. My fiance is awaiting parole.
7. It gives my mother something to live for.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
5. Because I just love hearing this question.
4. Nobody would believe me in white.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
1. You haven't asked yet.

yeah... that's pretty good.

I like number 6!!

That's pretty good!

LOL I love number 4.

Number 1 es muy romantico.

I am not married for one reason. I am ugly and held in low regard in terms of looks by females.