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March 2nd, 2007
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Where's My Chase Pilot When I Need Her?I WAS a second lieutenant in the Army, learning to fly light aircraft at Fort Sill, Okla. One day I made a perfectly smooth landing. At last! To my horror, when I stepped on the brakes nothing at all happened. "What'll I do now?" I shouted to my instructor. "The brakes failed!" "I'm not surprised," he growled. "We're still two feet in the air." Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Darwin Adams, Jr. Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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March 2nd, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hahahahahaha
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March 2nd, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one!
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March 3rd, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Boy! he must have thought that he'd done a real greaser to have not known that. It's not unknown, but it is a rare event among learners.
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March 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum Idol |  . Hahahaha
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March 5th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | LAMO! Good one!!!!!
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March 5th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hahahahahahahahahahahaha That's great!!!!!!
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