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July 24th, 2005
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| Optio | Post; Where would you find a dog with no legs?Where would you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it?
__________________ \"LIFE WITHOUT KIDS IS LIFE WITHOUT LAUGHTER\" |
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July 24th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | LOL keep em coming, prehaps shove them all in one thread since they are so short, we could make a "short joke" thread, and if you are taller than 3ft you cant view it aw damn 
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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July 25th, 2005
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| Optio | Ill have to speak to my mother , thats where they all come from. |
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July 25th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | What do you call a dog with no legs in a swimming pool? Bob. Why bother to call a dog with no legs anyhow? He can't come.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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July 25th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | what do you call a man in a hole? doug |
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December 30th, 2006
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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December 31st, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's good
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December 31st, 2006
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| Forum Brat | *groan*
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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December 31st, 2006
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| Centurion | what do u call a cow with no legs ground beef heard it at the rodeo the other night
__________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist Between two evils i always pick the one i havent tried yet~Mae West |
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January 2nd, 2007
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