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June 30th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?????WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM????? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!" "Nonsense," the doctor said". "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't possible," the man insisted. This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations." "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? " The man seemed a bit ashamed."I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months." "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
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June 30th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hahahahahahaha
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June 30th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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September 12th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer | Bump........... Got this in my email today. |
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September 13th, 2008
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| God of Scones | That explains everything about me and my sister....
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September 13th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | hahah that's a good one.
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September 16th, 2008
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| Milforum Idol | Ya know, I'm kinda thankful I have red hair now. Hahaha Kinda.....
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September 16th, 2008
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| Slubberdegullion | hahahahahahaha
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