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September 2nd, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Where do I live?


When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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September 4th, 2005   Post 2
OORAH
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ewwwwwww, an 80 year old,

i've heard another version where the man and woman switch, its an 80 year old man and a 18ish wife, but otherwise its the same.


but still,


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September 4th, 2005   Post 3
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May 23rd, 2007   Post 4
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good joke i guess
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May 27th, 2007   Post 5
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heard this one before..but still a good one
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