Topic: When Y2K Hits- Not all errors will be bad

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 4th, 2005

Don't let the Y2K bug scare you too much, not all computer mistakes will go against you:

January 4, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or, if you wish monetary compensation, notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing

implicature · January 4th, 2005

-update-

IT'S 2005...

so is it too late to take vacation pay comensation?

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 4th, 2005

Ok, then that just means more money.

Locke · January 5th, 2005

lol
exhibit A in the case against automating everything

rotc boy · January 5th, 2005

lol, that would be so great if that was real

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 5th, 2005

Oh you don't think it's real? I copied it from a letter my dad got from his work. But, then I woke up and was mad because it didn't happen.

Darcia · January 6th, 2005

LOL That is good.

Team Infidel · February 27th, 2007

it would be great if it were real

January 4th, 2005	Post 1
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Post; When Y2K Hits- Not all errors will be bad Don't let the Y2K bug scare you too much, not all computer mistakes will go against you: January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee: Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or, if you wish monetary compensation, notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Sincerely, Automated Payroll Processing __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

January 4th, 2005	Post 2
implicature Centurion Gear	-update- IT'S 2005... so is it too late to take vacation pay comensation? __________________ If you don't make your own decisions someone else will. If you don't make yourself happy... no one else will. If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans!

January 5th, 2005	Post 4
Locke Tribuni Angusticlavii	lol exhibit A in the case against automating everything __________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914

January 6th, 2005	Post 7
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	LOL That is good. __________________ ^_^

February 27th, 2007	Post 8
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	it would be great if it were real __________________

January 4th, 2005	Post 3
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Ok, then that just means more money.

January 5th, 2005	Post 6
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Oh you don't think it's real? I copied it from a letter my dad got from his work. But, then I woke up and was mad because it didn't happen.

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