Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate


Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a sh*g but I hardly know you and
we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it's just
because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't
try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep
in that hedge.
o) I really believe in prohibition.
p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city center wants to see
my bare arse.
q) No... you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only
known you for a few hours.
r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have
wonderful personalities.
s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes
off and walk all the way home.
t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila... surely that
would be no good for my insides.
u) Me? Go for a pee in the men's room because the ladies queue is
too long? I don't think so.
v) I'll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I
don't have a hangover in the morning.

lol, I have said the last one when I was drunk, I had to go for a morning sortie and I just had one drink.
I had to wait 12 hiours, good thing it was only 9:00pm when I drank.

Excellent one.

Yes I do agree

That's hilarious

I know, but that is just one of the ways that we can have fun..........

Thats Brilliant

When I'm drunk, EVERYONE is my brother

when im drunk...
better not say....
kidding, i have never been drunk
unlike most of my friends

Originally Posted by Canadian Sergeant

lol, I have said the last one when I was drunk, I had to go for a morning sortie and I just had one drink.
I had to wait 12 hiours, good thing it was only 9:00pm when I drank.

you were drunk after one drink? of what? rubbing alcohol?