Just wondering if others have days like I have from time to time. Currently my most embarrassing moment would be last week I was walking by the PX and a female caught my eye and while I was staring away I walked myself right into a pole. Wouldn't have been so bad if I she and half the post hadn't watched me fall flat on my Hard to recover from that.

I recently did a table dance at Hooters Restaurant........................ wearing a Hooters uniform........................... that was 3 sizes tooo small for me..................... drunk....................... with my wife there....................... oh yeah.. and my daughter.....


But hey, I am secure in my manhood.......................... until I started taking orders from other tables.



Yeah, and you would't do that huh?

I was running with a girl in my Phys Ed class and I looked over to say somethin flirty and sweet......And ran straight into a parked car..Never talked to her again....

I was instructed by a WAC nurse to go into the next room for a penicillin shot and walked in on a WAC officer, pants down, getting a shot from the meanest looking WAC Major in the Army. I had to wait for my turn with everyone in the hospital trying to stifle breaking up.

We had a few motorbikes in battalion for the ordonance teams - and a fellow soldier and myself were working on one of them for whatever reason one day.

Before driving the motorbike back to the garage I filled the tank with diesel as usual.... I forgot that those ran on 97 octan

Awe

would have to be when i went to change out after a color guard...i left my clothes in the rotc room accidently and my friend offered to bring my dress blues back to the rotc room....i was the last one left in the locker room so i had to run across the school in my boxers.... thankfully no one saw me except for one of those 68 cameras on the campus...

Hey sunb!
How about this one putting 55 gallons of gas into a diesel only truck. The private was like I didn't know. It said in bright yellow Diesel Only. Made him suck out all 55 gallons. Of course made sure he didn't die over the next few days.

Dang topgun that was a little vindictive.. Anyway another time is when I was gettin ready to fight this dude and when i pulled my leg up to do an axe kick...RRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP my pants split right down the middle....It sucked hard....

4th and 1. split right 44 veer, on two on two, ready.... break!
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Refereing to the Senior Drill Sergeant as Madam...
Being sick at CIF with 20 females and 2 Drill Sergant's is a death sentice. I was sucking that day.